I Need Inspiration
I want to write some more smut. Because it’s fun. It’s challenging to come up with different ways to describe a hard cock several times in a scene without getting repetitive and still keep it hot. It’s been a while since I’ve written anything outside of a role play session. So, all five of my followers, I’m asking for inspiration. Want some Slash? Slash is smut that utilizes existing characters (e.g., Batman/Superman). Give me a pairing, group, and/or scenario. If I’m familiar enough with the characters, I’ll write something up and post it here. Want original characters? I have a gay demon(Sharethriel. The Slash I have posted with him in it is mild compared to what he got up to in role play. Think torture, cannibalism, vampirism, murder by fucking, and really brutal, filthy sex.), a gay male antrho tiger(with a hidden bonus hole), a were-tiger, a shape-shifting con artist and mercenary(Marvel Universe, but transportable to any sci-fi or modern fantasy setting), and an antro tabby cat. I could also create new characters if none of those are your speed. Just give me an idea of what you want to see written, as well as how nasty or brutal you want it to be, and I will give it a go. If you like what I write, I may take commissions. First one’s free y’all.
this is not an exaggeration.
I’m a Georgia Boy. Those pictures portray an incrementally nightmarish hell for me.
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Petting Charts for Cats and Dogs
This is possibly the most accurate thing I have ever seen.
IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.
forever reblogging this, my most favouite gif EVER
LOVE THIS!
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Mitt Romney sucks pass it on
Oh my god the NOTES
HAD TO REBLOG AGAIN !!!
there are only a little over 9million users on Tumblr..almost every single damn person has liked this post. Tumblr has the power!
Never not reblogging because it gets truer and truer every day.
I WILL REBLOG EVERY TIME I SEE IT UNTIL NOVEMBER 6TH
every time.
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Ayn Rand Private Access Show with Rob Delaney and Michaela Watkins
Ayn Rand’s talk show features celebrity guests, topical comedy and long diatribes against the government!
